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Techer: Ise Pura Karo! 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi ____ Chali? Pappu: 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Tedi Tedi Chali? Techer: Oye! Tujhe Pata Nahin Iska Jawab? Pappu: Aapke Sath To Maine Fir Bhi Lihaaj Kar Liya Nahin To 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Chal Bhi Nahin Sakti!
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